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tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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